Sunday, August 3, 2014

How to Make Epic Pancakes With Your American Fire Safe

I recently came across this recipe for making pancakes with a rice cooker, and after seeing the results, I found out that I could do one better: making a pancake with your fire safe!


  • Your favorite pancake mix
  • A fire safe
  • A fireplace
  • To start, simply toss your pancake mix and any other ingredients it calls for into the fire safe.
  • Next, stir everything together until it reaches a uniform consistency.
  • Build a fire in your fireplace.
  • After that, lock the fire safe and throw it in the fire.
  • Turn over the safe every 15 to 20 minutes.
  • After just 45 minutes, take the safe out of the fireplace and serve your delicious pancake!


  1. Wait a second... isn't the whole point of a fire safe to keep its contents from getting really hot during a fire?

  2. Trust me, Decker: the results are actually better than the rice cooker version!