|A subsequent version retitled this "Pandamonium."|
Today, I had a "Suddenly: Two Hour Nap!" moment. Got home around 5:30 or 6, collapsed on my bed, and didn't wake up until after 8. That's about the most exciting thing that happened to me today.
And then I found five dollars.*
*I did not actually find any money. This is just a phrase my friends and I used in high school after we realized we had told a stupid/pointless story. Does anyone else say this?