Do you ever happen to be online right at the moment someone writes on your wall, but you don't respond then because you're afraid that that person will think you're a facebook loser who is on it all day? Sometimes I wait hours or days before I respond when I could have done it in 30 seconds. I'm sure that makes me a lot cooler, huh?
And it's even worse for me because I'm enough of a nerd to have a little message pop up every time an email shows up, so I just have to be at my computer and I will immediately know whenever someone writes on my wall and puts me in the dilemma of whether to look like a facebook loser or ignore a friend. I just can't win. Which I guess makes me a loser.